I’m guessing this guy hasn’t ever googled “Brazilian fart porn”.
I’m excited to announce that I have finally gotten my first heated comment on this here blog:
My new hater Adam took major issue with a post I wrote a few weeks ago titled “Howdy”. While I was prepared to receive backlash for a site like this, I have only one thing to say: Of all the posts I’ve written, this is the one that made you so angry? Personally, I think “Howdy” was pretty tame. But I’m…
Terrible pick-up line.
Plz no. Bacon bits give me anxiety because they’re too small and sneak up on you in your salads.
Is this a job interview? Go back to LinkedIn where you belong, ya nerd. Just kidding I secretly love LinkedIn.
Just some more singles for me to look into. My hotmail account really wants to get me laid by all types of ethnicities.
Remember that time I used this photo as my profile picture and was subsequently one of the most popular people on Ok, Cupid?
Well I forgot about one guy’s message in response to this very accurate photograph of me.
I now aspire to 1) be a “really advanced user” of the site and 2) find someone who eats only pets. Wish me luck on this quest!
Last night I hung out with a bunch of Penn alums. When the topic of this blog came up, they posed a question: Do guys I go out with know that I write about this stuff? And does it affect their opinions of me?
In a quick, point-blank answer, YES.